Cats are known for being cute. They’re adorable little fluff balls that can be incredibly graceful one minute and do something incredibly stupid and fall off a couch the next. They love us one day and want all the cuddles and absolutely hate us the next day and keep pushing us away when we pick them up to give them kisses. It’s that dual nature that makes us like them. We have to work for their affection. Perhaps that is the reason we all loved grumpy cat? Well, there’s a new cat on the horizon that you can try your best to impress and his name is Juno. Juno is an angry cat and he’s judging you. He’s not impressed with your achievements, you can’t trick him with treats and he absolutely will not smile for the picture.
1. Here he is. The
cat, the myth, the legend – Juno the angry cat. Did you take a
photo? Now leave him alone.
2. It’s not all
rainbows and butterflies. Juno looks like what leprechauns really
feel like on the inside. “Oh, you want a pot of gold do you?”
3. Honestly, you
should be jealous of his moustache. But also give him more food and
go away. He’s done with you.
4. He’ll just be
over there, judging you for the next 4 hours if you need him. That’s
all.
5. “What does
it feel like having my face on the big screen? It’s as it should
be. The world is finally right.”
6. “Is it a bad
hair day? No, it’s just how I look every day. I woke up like this,
ok? I don’t have the time to style my hair like you puny humans, I
have more important things going on, like planning world domination.”
7. “Just leave.
Yeah, don’t say a word, just back away slowly and shut the door on
your way out.”
8. “I swear to
god if you point that phone at me again I will end you. I will kill
you in your sleep and you won’t even know what hit you.”
9. “Did you
really photoshop a hat on top of my head? Un-meowing-believable. I am
not amused.”
10. “What? What
do you want now? Can’t I have a minute to myself? Or for an hour?
Better make it a day.”
11. “Oh, you
think it’s funny, do you? Well, I’ll have you know they call me
Juno the destroyer of lives and if you don’t quit laughing at my
fur horns I will scratch up your couch.”
12. “That’s enough for you, I’m leaving now. Don’t try to go after me, or else. You can’t follow me in real life, just on Instagram.”
